#humpdayBumpdate 14w5d

It’s that time of week again! #humpdaybumpdate so let’s get started

How far along? 14 weeks 5days
Total weight gain/loss: not sure
Maternity Clothes: Maternity camis
Stretch marks? Nothing new
Sleep: toddler doesn’t sleep so mommy doesn’t sleep
Best moment this week: feeling baby move even more
Have you told family and friends: yup
Movement: so much today! I’m loving it
Food cravings: spicy anything spicy!
Anything making you queasy or sick? Sweets
Have you started to show yet: my bump is awkward
Labor Signs: none
Belly Button in or out? In
Wedding rings on or off? On
Happy or Moody most of the time: mean lol
Looking forward to: everything!

The “lies” I’ve told to hid the pregnancy:
Over the past few months before we officially told anyone there have been so many times I had to hid what was actually going on. I won’t use names but I’m sure those who these are about will know lol
….the meds I had to keep in your fridge were not for what you thought
…I couldn’t get a tattoo not due to schedule conflicts
….I wasn’t really in the yard looking for the dogs toy..I was vomiting
…that time I threw up all over your bathroom floor was not from the chicken
…I didn’t leave that much stuff in my car I had to vomit
…Oh wasn’t using the bathroom so much because of all the water I was drinking
.. I wore big shirts to hid a belly but not for the reasons you thought
…I can’t eat hot dogs so the two you got me I snuck to kyle
…I was Moody because of pregnancy not lack of sleep
…I was tired due to pregnancy not because of hannah
…I couldn’t drink any wine because I was on meds (which is true I’m on prenatal but not antibiotics which you thought)
…the above comment x3
…my maternity clothes are no longer in your basement since I took them without you knowing.
…I dumped the chocolate liqueur down the sink instead of drinking it
…I missed church a lot because my morning sickness was unbearable
…same for bible study
I’m sure there are a ton more but this is all I can remember. Hope you enjoyed!


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